Wizardly Workouts for Hogwarts Hopefuls

Muggle-based free fitness website offers workout plans for all prospective and current Hogwarts students. Focusing on exercises which (in theory) improve wand flicking reflexes, boost broomstick speed, and build muscle to fend off (or flee from) many a magical foe, this free website now offers Wizardly Workouts.

Break out the spell books, grab your broomsticks, and go log a workout! Muggle-based fitness website FitResolution.com has released the first ever Wizardly Workouts, helping prepare prospective and current Hogwarts students for what is bound to be their most difficult year to date.

No self-respecting spell-caster wants to fail their OWLs or NEWTs and training, both mental and physical, is an absolute must. "We understand how important physical training is for both muggles and wizards alike," says FitResolution.com founder Zach Silverzweig. "After all, Hogwarts students seem to be constantly on the run from something or other, whether it's giant spiders, Dementors or even Lord V-" At this point, a madman in purple robes ran in, tackling Zach, screaming "He Who Must Not Be Named!" The madman declined to comment on the situation.

"The progress tracking is particularly important", says Septima Vector, an Arithmancy professor at Hogwarts. "Charts and graphs are some of the most challenging magic, not even attempted until a student's third year. Besides, there are only two ways to get great legs. The first, of course, is a modified Polyjuice Potion, but McGonagall is very careful not to leave her hair lying around. So I have to hit the gym."

Muggles at FitResolution.com have created a variety of workout plans to meet a wizard's needs, including Dark Arts Defense, Overall Wizardly Fitness, and Quidditch All-Star. When pressed on how these workout plans were created, Zach explains "I don't know if working out your legs helps you fly a broom, but it can't hurt."

FitResolution.com is a community-oriented fitness website offered to the public at no charge. Founded in 2007, FitResolution provides online personal training tools which make it incredibly easy to create and follow a personalized workout program. Our team and community features provide fun ways to stay motivated, and our logbook makes it simple to track and record your progress. For more information, visit FitResolution.com.

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