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New Cookbook Parody Roasts Martha Stewart
Like a dinner of
undercooked mystery meat, the controversy and comedy of
Martha Stewart's stint in the can keeps repeating itself.
The latest culprit is Martin Merianos, whose new cookbook,
"Martha Cooks in Prison", serves up the queen of
impeccable taste with a side of tawdry desperation.
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 Stuffed with humorous full-page color photographs of
"Martha" - in her cell, in the kitchen and in a bright
orange jumpsuit and matching hat - this cookbook will
entertain friends, family and Martha-haters as it roasts the
lifestyle diva. The fact that it also dishes up 34 quality
recipes is just gravy.
Recipes are sequestered in the following prison-inspired
categories: Bread and Water, Pasta, Bad Wraps, Stocks,
Tagines, Chain Gang Meatballs, Martha Behind Bars, Doin'
Thyme, Chow Line Chow Mien, Death Row Recipes, Cocktails and
Desserts.
Make sure to try the Stool Pigeon Tagine, the Floating
Rikers Island and the Bloody Martha, among other delicacies.
Martin Merianos' career as a freelance photographer began in
high school where he studied underwater, portrait and
commercial photography. After graduating, he did wildlife
photography in his spare time, a hobby that turned into
several opportunities as a professional freelance
photographer.
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